Intrepid Investigator With Shiny Fur

 

I'm smart. I'm handsome. I have the very shiniest fur (fuzz) of anyone here. But - I am called Fuzz - because: 1) You'll notice that my black-and-white outfit looks a lot like a squad car; 2) I am the best investigator you will find. Whatever nook or cranny or shadow some lawbreaking jingle ball, phony stale mouse, or fat old sock is hiding in, Fuzz will find it! Fuzz will capture it and handcuff it and take it to his jail and chew it. Let that be a warning - lawbreakers get chewed!

Fuzz is handsome, smart, entertaining - all that. Fuzz is not a pushover - not by a long shot. "Listen to me - you know what Aretha says - 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T  - Find out what it means to me....I got to have (just a little bit) A little respect (just a little bit)....'" I have encountered people who do not understand this. So I'm now explaining that R-E-S-P-E-C-T means a lot to me. We'll have a wonderful relationship - you'll discover that I purr - and that I go off-duty and become a very friendly fellow when I have R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

I went to a church to find out what to do about people who don't understand R-E-S-P-E-C-T.  The preacher said, "Young man, you must find it in your heart to forgive." I am trying that. But the preacher also said, "And you must be humble." Fuzz is not humble. Fuzz will never be humble. Fuzz is - and will always be - wonderful. I say, "I am a true prize. I have many talents to teach my people and also other cats. It is possible that I was a Pharaoh in a previous life. We cats get nine, you know. Then we start over and get nine more."

So, how about it? Come talk to me. I give R-E-S-P-E-C-T  as much as I expect it. Walk up and say, "Fuzz, fabulous fellow, I like you. Let's have some tuna together and get to know each other." I will say, "Good afternoon, wise, strong person, let's do that. Did you bring the tuna?" I'd also like to suggest that you bring $120 when you come because you'll be wanting to take me home - and that's my price to become your personal security system against fake mice, old socks, brazen spiders, and all things that clatter and crackle. Let's do it!

PS: I currently reside at THE SHELTER (not in foster care). If you can't stop in but would like to know more about me, please call 651-642-5900, ext.3. Thanks!

 

Good with Cats, Somewhat vocal, Likes to play with toys, Playful, Intelligent

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