Elaborate Mix of Unexpected Elements

“So I got rather bored with this high-rise condo life around here the other night. The humans weren’t around. My neighbors were asleep. So I pad-pad-padded into the office. I said, ‘sshhh….’ to the grey lady who guards it. She watched me turn on the computer, go online, and Google myself. I did that. And I found this: ‘FENTON is an elaborate mix of unexpected elements.’”

“I thought, ‘Yes, that’s me, all right. That’s me!’” Here is Fenton “an elaborate mix of unexpected elements” – mostly white but, here and there, a black spot – and not where you’d expect it. Even more rare, a brown spot – maybe one, maybe two. This is Fenton’s game for people: find my spots. Pet my spots. Talk kindly and lovingly about my spots, about all of me.

I’m an adult, not a kitten, also not an old man. I know I’m dignified, but, you know, a cat should be dignified. If I had a black robe, I rather think I might grow up to be a judge. But I don’t. Mostly white – with my unexpected elements.

I’m a nice guy – a very nice guy. Do you hear me talking to you? “Brrip! Brrip! Arro…Brrip!” I like to talk to people. I like people. Do you like me? I hope so. I hope so. You see, did I mention I don’t care for these high-rise condos? Much too small for me. Also, they don’t show off my unexpected elements. I belong on a well-stuffed sofa – a slightly flowered print might be nice. I belong on a shelf overlooking your nice warm room. I belong in a window seat, fantasizing about birds and butterflies. I like height, just not small quarters.

So, here’s the plan: How about you come over to Feline Rescue? Put some good people money, about $120, in your pocket, and walk on in. Just say to the humans, “Hi! I’m here to adopt Fenton, the elaborate mix of unexpected elements.” They will say, “Great!” I, Fenton, will say, Brrip! Brrip! Arro…Brrip!”

If you'd like to know more about me, just stop in at the Adoption Center to meet me or leave a message for my secretary at 651-642-5900 ext. 3. She'll call you back.

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