Domestic Long Hair / Dilute Calico (long coat) : : Female : : Adult : : Medium
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“Good day, fine people. I am so happy to see people. I like people. You may certainly pet my soft long-haired, rather pale tortie head. I think I am the Little Old Lady that people talk about. Now, I don’t carry a cane, and I don’t cruise Colorado Boulevard. But I do have manners and dignity. I know what it means to speak softly and civilly. I also do not dribble my food down my chin.”
“So, why I am telling you all this? I do know that ladies don’t complain. But – yes, But – I came here because I thought the sign out front said “Senior Living – Ages 8 and Up”. I am thinking peace and quiet, a few games of Yahtzee, maybe bridge, with other ladies, some nice chicken stew for dinner. Do you get the picture?”
“What happened? This place is full of snipes – uncouth teenagers, some of them even skateboard! That white one leaped right into my room and started eating my food. Well I never! I had to go against my fine upbringing and start hissing. I had to hiss that little twerp. Somebody said she doesn’t hear very well. I say that’s no excuse for stealing food from a Little Old Lady.”
“OK, enough of that – just wanted you to know that I have both style and standards. I am kind and sisterly and purr with experience with people. I am lovey and affectionate with people. I believe I am quite pretty and also very thoughtful. I just won’t put up with twerps who cross boundaries. No, good people, I will not. If you would adopt me and take me to your place of peace and quiet, I will be grateful. I would love to play Yahtzee and also glitter balls with you. $120 fills in an empty corner of your life and takes the Lady Allie away from the riots. Can you believe it? Skateboards! And, no, I will not apologize for hissing. Sometimes, a lady simply needs to hiss.”
PS: If you'd like to know more about me, just stop in at the Adoption Center to meet me or leave a message for my secretary at 651-642-5900 ext. 3. She'll call you back.