“Hello! I’m Kendrick – I do all the talking. He’s Keegan – he does all the staring. As you can see, we are brothers. Either that – or someone dyed us to match. But we’re pretty sure we were born this way. Also, as you can see, we are Siamese Tabbies, or, perhaps, Tabby Siamese(es). Yes, we are beautiful. We are guys, but we are more beautiful than handsome, especially because there are two of us.”

“We’re a little shy right now – not used to lots of humans – but we have curiosity – lots of it – and power in our souls. We do. Which of us is which? Well, now, that’s for us to know and for you to find out. I am me, and he is he. And he is he, and I am me, and, yes, we are likely related to The Cheshire Cat because we talk like him and we smile. (But we are still more from Siam than from Cheshire.)”

“Like some human twins, we have our own language. We can talk to each other, but no one else can speak it nor can they understand it. We let that black-and-white fellow sleep in our room – but he can’t understand us. Oh, we understand him just fine. He speaks regular cat. But we speak KendrickKeegan when we want to discuss our special twin secrets. He just snores away in our bed!”

“Oh, I am me, and he is he, and we are beautiful and kind and just a wee bit mysterious. We have very soft fur, and you may pet us gently and kindly. We are also speedy fast and will purposely go zipping under that bench so that neither humans nor Mr. Black-and-White nor the Fluffy Girl up there may persuade to do something that we’d prefer not to do. And, besides, there are cat toys under the bench! Toys! We like toys!”

“We hope you like cat boys who like cat toys and that you’re highly interested in two fascinating forever cats who will improve your life – because that’s what we do. We came here from our foster home; we’re ready for our forever home. We are Kendrick and Keegan and for just $220 in real people money – no bitcoin, please – we’ll come with you forever. I am me, and he is he, and we are ready!”