“We’re sisters, we’re young, we’re teenagers. And, as people say, we are girls who like to have fun. We are 90% tabby and 10% tortie which we think makes us just fascinating to see. Just when you think you’re talking to a small sassy tabby, she’ll swish her tail – and you’ll notice it’s got a peach-colored tip. A neat and charming peach tail tip. That would be Patter.”

“Yes, we’re called Pitter and Patter because that’s what we do with our little cat feet all over every floor. Eight feet between us – that’s clear pittering and pattering – especially on hard floors when we’ve not been to the claw clipping clinic! You’ll hear us coming – and you’ll be so happy – because we are happy – and we’ll make you happy, too! Woo hoo! Woo hoo! It’s us and you – our person, our people, you!”

“Show us some toys! Play with us! Pitter chases crinkle balls across the floor. Whoo! Patter prefers to leap at wand toys. How high can she leap? Well, come on in and watch. Whoo! When she leaps, you’ll see she has some peachy feet, too. Also a clear peach bindi on her forehead. Not a scarab – most tabbies have scarabs. Patter has a bindi. It sits between her eyebrows, the site of wisdom and the third eye. Pretty special! Might be magic – might be a pretty peach spot.”

“People, you need some action and joy and decoration in your life! We, Pitter and Patter, are offering you all of it – and two adorable cats – us! Pitter does professional purr-over voice work. Need a track of purring in your commercial? Call Pitter – she’ll do it. Need a wise little cutie to look in your eyes and make you say, “Awww…”? Patter can handle it.”

“We are cute, cute, cute – not quite cats, not quite kittens – and we are growing up to be great beauties. We might even become lap cats once we wear ourselves out. Show us some love. Show us some toys. Oh, show us some money - $230 sends both of us home with you. Pitter, Patter, woo hoo! It’s us and you!”