“Brinkley here, Huntley went fishing. I am a happy, long-haired, most lovely cat girl, and I am so pleased to meet you. I’m a sweet girl, and I like my toys. I like me, and, most likely, I like you, too.  I’m only a year or two old, so I’ve got plenty of kitten left inside for entertaining but not so much that I still wreck things. Unless, of course, they need wrecking….”

“People tell me that I’m just dreamy to look at. I think that’s a compliment. I also, however, am a dreamer. When I nap, I dream in color. I’ve heard that most people don’t do that. People dream in black and white! So they say. I dream in color. I think most cats do. I see orange and yellow and blue butterflies, and I chase them. Sometimes, I see goldfish – and they are gold, and I dream how I’ll get them out of their bowl. Naughty Brinkley.”

“I’m here looking for my real people, my permanent people. I had some people once; then I didn’t have them. I’ll tell you my most fun secret: I used to play with elves. Real elves – walking, talking, squeaking, giggling elves. We all lived in a big garden. No, I mean real elves – no garden gnomes. They were my friends. I know – you think I’m spoofing, don’t you? Let’s go to your place and see if there are any elves in your garden! Bet there are!”

“Hey, I am a Cat. I have imagination, and, like all Cats, I am enigmatic. You will never quite know all there is to know of me. Which keeps you interested, and I do want you to be forever interested in me. Feline Rescue asks me to tell you that it will be $120 to take me home and love me. But here’s another secret: if you brush me, just keep brushing, you will soon have two cats for the price of one. OK, I am fur personified. Catified? OK, goodnight, Dave.”