So, you've seen "The Lion King", right? Ah, but you have not seen "THE LION KING" until you have seen Me - Simba himself - up close and personal. I am the Real Deal - a very Big Dude with a true Lion Face. Here, right now, I offer you your once in a lifetime opportunity to live with, communicate with, sing and roar with, the one and only true Simba. Me. Me. Me. It really is all about me. I am your King. Yes I am.

I am, as you'll soon see, a tabby's tabby with a bright shining face. As you're about to find out, I'm immensely friendly, and I'd like to own you. Well, OK, not own exactly, but supervise, guide, and direct - because I am a Cat - and those are some of the important things that we do for people. I also choose to reach out and kiss you. I kiss, I sing, I put the spell of my big paws on you. I am your King - I sing, I sing, let's go!
"Hakuna Matata!
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy." (Thank you, Walt Disney.)

Except for Me -available right now at Feline Rescue for a small $100 - the best you can do for your very own Lion King is a 2-disc DVD at Target. Big Deal. I am the Real Deal. You know that Simba means Lion in Swahili, right? And that "Hakuna Matata!" means "No worries" - well, more or less, depending on your style of Swahili. A Cat who just can't wait to entertain and love you and sing for you. Your own House Lion. No worries. What in the world are you waiting for? Come on over and get me! Now.

PS: I currently reside at THE SHELTER (not in foster care). If you can't stop in but would like to know more about me, please call 651-642-5900, ext.3. Thanks!