Well, well, well, what have we here? Humans come to see me? Fascinating. I should warn you--these other cats may have forgotten their feline dignity, but I have not. There will be no "haz cheeseburger" poses or bejeweled collars around this cat. Our ancestors were once held to be sacred and look at us now--oh the shame of it all! Have you seen the behavior of the cats here? How will humans know their place if we just drop into their laps willy-nilly and purr indiscriminately? I tried and tried to remind my brethren of our superiority and regularly discipline these presumptuous humans to seta proper example, but it has all been to no avail.

 

No matter, I will turn the considerable wisdom I have gathered over 10 years to greater things....perhaps even global, revolutionary things. All I need to get started is a human sla--I mean, companion! I need a human companion to take me away from here. What about you? Are you available? I assure you when the cats of the world rise up, you will be richly rewarded with a place by my side. What human could ask for more than that? I want to make it clear ahead of time though---there will be no "cuddling" or "hugging" until I deem you to be worthy! If you wish to support the cause, come by the Adoption Center during their public hours to avoid suspicion. Look for a female cat with long, grey and white hair. My code name is Ninety-None. I'll put on a show of reluctance to keep up appearances so don't act surprised. Now don't keep me waiting human!

 

The future feline overlady of the world is available to adopt for $120.

 

f you'd like to know more about me, just stop in at the Adoption Center to meet me or leave a message for my human assistant at 651-642-5900 ext. 3. She'll call you bac