Older Gentleman Seeks Companion to Spend His Golden Years With.

 

 

So what do I do? Which button? That one? Well how am I supposed to --It's on? Oh. Well this is embarrassing...Ahem. Sorry about that, I must admit I don't understand this new "Voice Memo" stuff very well. Back in my day we had two separate devices to record sound and make calls on, and neither had half as many buttons as this...touch screen thing. I'm what? Off track? Don't be ridiculous, I'm establishing a rapport. Back before text messaging you actually had to TALK to people before....Oh, very well. I still think it's ridiculous though...So, as my rather insistent biographer has told me, this is the point I introduce myself.

 

 

Hello. My name is Snow and I am a domestic longhair of a certain age seeking a companion to enjoy the twilight of my life with. Though the staff here at Feline Rescue are wonderful, I miss having a home I can call my own. After the loss of my human partner of many years, I miss them every day, but they would want me to go out and enjoy life to the fullest. By catnip, that's what I intend to do! As mentioned before, I'm getting up there in years. I have neither the time nor the inclination to dash around after toys or mice as I used to in my youth, but if you want a quiet companion to bury in a fleece blanket with you, I can guarantee you shall find no better substitute to my company. Much like other people of my age, I appreciate structure, a warm place to nap, good regular meals and the quiet companionship of a small group of likeminded individuals. I appreciate the company of others, but I must admit to feeling a bit out of my depth with the energetic youngsters these days. What is YOLO? Can I eat it? Huh? Well that's just silly! Whatever happened to Carpe Diem? Hmm? The wrap up? OH! Right, sorry. AHEM. In summary, I am an older gentleman who desires a quiet, companionable living environment, Preferably one with as much wet food and fleece blankets as can be acquired on short notice. I invite you to stop by my recent apartment, which I am sharing with two very generous young ladies also seeking permanent residence. I hope to make your acquaintance in the very near future. Sincerely, SNOW.

 

If you'd like to know more about me, just stop in at the Adoption Center to meet me or leave a message for my human assistant at 651-642-5900 ext. 3. She'll call you back.

 

My adoption fee is $120.