Have you ever seen a Brazilian sunrise or a Malibu sunset that stopped you in your path and gasp with delight? I have that face - an amazing tabby face with streaks of gold, orange, and even red. If you have a thousand ships, my face might cause you to launch them. I am really that handsome. People magazine won't include me among its "sexiest men alive" because I make Brad Pitt look ordinary. Ha!

Let me tell you, though; I am more than just a pretty face. I deftly play fetch and laser pen tag. I gleefully conquer elusive bedmice and stalk unseen objects. I am affectionate and romantic - but I will demolish flowers. "Death to All Roses!" - that is my war cry. I cuddle and purr and knead. I do have claws, and I will keep them - not negotiable. I am seeking a trainable two-legged to be my ever and ever slave, preferably one with a good stable home, as that has been hard to come by for me. Just too beautiful, I guess.



OK - I'm not totally perfect. I need pH balanced food so I won't get bladder crystals - not sure what all that means, but it hurts and keeps me from.....well, you know....being able to do what a cat does in a litter box. And I'd never do anything that belongs in a box elsewhere! Horror! That also means I mustn't eat seafood, even though I'll try to get it if you let me. And I've been known to mistake green vegetables - broccoli and celery - for catnip, which I dearly love. For a measly $90, I will go home with you. When I do my thing with the broccoli, just get out the camera and put me on YouTube.

Posted 4-9-07

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