I am not in the Middle. I am way over here, and I am pure, innocent, 102% Kitty Love. I am handsome and special – a picture-perfect white fellow with a tan head and a bunch of tabby stripes.  And these eyes – oh, my – they just look at you with total deep soulful 103% Kitty Love. Never mind those other fellows – they squawk and sing, but I am here to carry on an intelligent, almost dignified conversation with the most wonderful Human ever – you! My new friend! Let’s talk it up!

May I make a special request – because I am a special Kitty? When I roll over – like this, see – would you scratch my head, scratch my ears, rub my shoulders, and tell me how wonderful I am? I love attention. I am kind, gentle, and humble – it’s not my ego talking to you, it’s my warm heart and my happy soul. No, I’ve no idea how I came to be here. I’m glad I did, though, because I’m about to meet you – the most wonderful Human – who is going to take me home, and we are going to live happily ever after, just like in the greatest tales (not tails) of all time. The greatest tail of all time, of course, is mine. See that Cheshire Cat grin? I love to do that!

What do you say? I’m smart. I’m handsome. I’m all for love and have love for all. I’m interesting, too, but you’ll have to sit and talk with me to find how just how interesting because I prefer to be subtle – not in your face like some of these women around here. Am I going on and on? I don’t mean to. I’m just so excited to find me a new home. You’ve got to bring the $100 that gets me there, though, because I seem to have lost my wallet. 109% pure Kitty Love – Malcolm – All yours!

PS: I currently reside at THE SHELTER (not in foster care). If you can't stop in but would like to know more about me, please call 651-642-5900, ext.3. Thanks!