Once upon a time, young ladies like me went to finishing schools. They learned to embroider, to crochet, to set a fine table, to speak properly in soft tones of discreet and feminine secrets. In my humble lady cat opinion, there just aren't any young ladies out there anymore. Just young women and old women walking around and, pardon the expression, letting it all hang out. Well, I never!

I am a professional flirt. Oh so innocent, oh, yes, but I can flirt and bat my eyelashes like those young hussies never dreamed of. I just softly roll over and look into your eyes. Now I'll roll the other way, never taking my eyes off of you. "You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you...." That's right, sing the next lines back to me - like that TV show, "You'd be like heaven to touch, I want to hold you so much...." Go ahead, pick this soft little calico flirt up, and you will hear the purr of a professional flirt. I am so good at it I could open a school - teach the hussies how to put some of it back in - and be a lot more irresistible - because I am very irresistible.

I came here with a broken jaw - we have a whole room full of broken folks right now. I'm pretty much mended with just my own parts - not like Nummers next door - The Bionic Cat. Oh, he said not to call him that - but I know it gets his attention - and I like attention. May I please have this dance? Follow you home and live prettily on your best chair, flirting away? $100 puts you alone on my dance card. Oh, my.

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