“Well, I hope you’re here to help me throw a toga party because I feel the need for a toga party comin’ on, don’t you? It’s been forever since we’ve had a toga party, and – Yow Meah! – it’s time.”

 

“Wanna wrestle? Wanna wear a toga? I wanna wear a toga. “

 

Um, Cat, are you having issues? Would you like to share?

“No, listen – it’s simple – I’m Jack Sprat. You know what that means? Oh, I suppose not. Here’s the story:

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And so betwixt the two of them
They licked the platter clean

Jack ate all the lean,
Joan ate all the fat.
The bone they picked it clean,
Then gave it to the cat

So – I’m the Cat. And I’m the one who really licked the platter clean. That’s it – end of story.

 

Now, then, let’s talk about us. You look a lot like one of those cat trees to me – those things with carpet on them that entice us to climb? I think you need climbing. Up the shoulder, around the back, down the other shoulder, use the arm for a balance beam….Yow – Meah! I say “Yow – Meah!” I’m a wild man – a wild young man – I play, I wrassle, I play some more. Say, you wanna have a toga party?

 

C’mon, people! Let’s rock and roll, roll and rock. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! That would be me – Jack Sprat – a Great Fun-Loving Ball of Fire. And about to go home with you – as soon as you show me $115 for my friends here. And when we get home, what are we going to do? Put on our togas and rock and roll!

PS: I currently reside at THE ADOPTION CENTER (not in foster care). If you can't stop in but would like to know more about me, please call 651-642-5900, ext.3. Thanks!

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