Domestic Medium Hair / Mixed (medium coat) : : Male : : Adult : : Medium
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“Good day, good people, my name is Victor, and I’ve been told I’m just about as handsome as a guy can be. People say they can’t believe I was once lost in the streets, all sad and scrawny. But I was. Can you believe it? A very special cat-loving family took me in and saved me. They fed me good food. They loved me. And I really loved them. Life was good. Then my people lost their home. You’ve heard that story before, haven’t you?”
It must be hard to be a person. If a person loses her job and has no money, other people don’t put out bowls of munchies for her. I think I am happy to be a cat, although I must tell you I don’t especially care for other cats – not in my space, please. Other cats get on my nerves. They’re cats. I say, “Hey you, furred one, I am the emperor. Bow down and be my subject.” And they say, “Pffff! I’m a cat. I bow to no one.” So I’m looking for some cat-loving people who still have their home, who will spoil me rotten, let me spoil them rotten, too, let me sleep in laps, and let me update my Facebook page on their computer.
More about me – because what is there besides me – Victor? When I am not a Cat, I am a grad student in physics. I like to discuss subatomic particles with my fellow grad students. You did hear me talking when you walked in, didn’t you? I was trying to explain quarks to the girl downstairs. She is clearly not a physicist. She might be a fur stylist; she was eyeballing my tail!
Anyway, as I said – and will probably say again – I am Victor. I am handsome, adore attention, adore people. I am grey and soft and just all-round adorable. Notice my big, wide, intelligent eyes looking to you. “Take me home, take me home, let me eat tuna and pizza and parmesan cheese and some good Wellness cat food.” $120 will bring you everlasting, ever-loving Victor. You will be happy. Victor will be happy as long as you don’t have other cats around. I prefer to be your only emperor. Excuse me for a minute – did you know there are subatomic particles in this litter box? Cool. Let’s go home!
If you'd like to know more about me, just stop in at the Adoption Center to meet me or leave a message for my human assistant at 651-642-5900 ext. 3. She'll call you back.
Special Needs: avoid seafood - throws up
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