What's this? Hot dog - it's some human's feet - with solid serious shoes! Hot dog! I must fall on these shoes, rub my chin across your toes. Notice me now, don't you? I'm a large young man with good white paws. I like to play, and I like nothing better for play than a human with shoes on its feet. Shoes smell good. Shoes smell like feet. I like feet. Hot diggety!

Please don't misunderstand me - I'm not obsessed or compulsive or something. I have many interests, not just feet. Speaking of feet, though, I use mine to stride through the room like a jaguar. Jaguars are my cousins, after all. Think of me as a House Jaguar, striding through your Mayan jungle. Oh, you're not Mayan? You don't live in a jungle? OK - I can saunter through your Arts and Crafts bungalow or high-rise loft just as well. The trouble with jungles is that they have really large spiders in them. Not good. Let's go bungalow.

What did you bring for me to play with? I do believe you brought your leg - maybe both legs. I shall now rub my chin on your legs. I heard you squeal with delight. I know what a delighted human sounds like. Be totally delighted with me. Watch me chase toys. Watch the girl cats sigh as I go by. You've got more shoes at home, don't you? I never chew them like some fool dog. I just love them. And you. Take me home - right now. Right now, I said. $100 - less than a new pair of Uggs. Much less than Manolo Blahniks. Those aren't good for your ankles, anyway. I am. Randy is good for your ankles.

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