I am not the youngest man in this castle. Yoda and ObiWan were not young, either. They, too, were wise with age. Nothing surprises me. Nothing amazes me. I know all. I understand all. The issues these young folks prattle about - "Did you see how she swished her tail?" "How come you got more food than me?" "What do you know - I used to be royalty?" Oh, sad. They may learn. They may not. But I have learned. I teach those who seek. Some learn. Some do not.

I can be your Yoda, your ObiWan, your Merlin. I am all of these. I do not sit atop mountains and dispense wisdom. I sit on a sofa cushion, and wisdom radiates out from me to all who seek. I am black and white and wise. You will notice that I have a magic eye. It sees all. Sometimes, it sees more than I would like to see. It is hard to understand all that one sees, and I do. I have been at Tintagel and Camelot. I sat at the Round Table with Lancelot, Gawain, and Arthur. I am not royal, but I am knowing.

I am knowing that I need a home - with people who will appreciate my wisdom, enjoy my meditation, and wonder at the places I've been. I have been Sir Thomas, not just Thomas, for a long time for I have done most worthy service. I shall bring my serenity and wisdom to you if you will leave $100 (in US currency, please - no intergalactic or medieval coins) with Feline Rescue. You will feel magic and timelessness when you do - and I will be most grateful for a home.