Decorator Brothers

“Good afternoon, how may we help you? We are Neiman and Marcus, and we are not just business partners, we are brothers. Real brothers – black and white brothers – with white whiskers. Marcus is the fluffy one; Neiman is sleek. Yes, we are distinguished, indeed we are. We dress in our best formal wear because we are formal cats – until somebody tosses us that feathered thing. Off go the wingtips, on go the sneakers, yeehaw!”

“We’re not very old, after all. Maybe 6 – 9 months – and still kittens at heart. We’d like to tumble and rumble and play, but we heard that we’ll do better finding ourselves a real home, a forever home, with real and reliable people if we slow down, pay attention, and put our minds to choosing our people. If it looks as though we’re studying you, that’s exactly what we’re doing. And hoping you pass our test….”

“Yes, we are that Neiman and that Marcus. Want to spend $500,000 on that special someone’s gift? Just visit our web site and order it up. Our ancestors were frontier merchants, sold beaver traps and bolts of silk and gabardine to trappers, cowboys, and elegant ladies. All things to all people – that was the motto. Now we’re simple – we’re looking for our home. Time to retire, although, if you’ll adopt us, we’ll let you have a few beaver traps for free.”

“Want to pet us? We like being petted – just be careful about the static in the fur. We’re cats – not Rice Krispies – we’d prefer not to do “snap, crackle, and pop”. We prefer purring. We prefer people. We are a matched pair of excellent decorator cats. We look good in mid-century modern – our black and white selves in pink and turquoise with hints of techno chrome. What do you think? We think you should adopt us because we’re great guys. We come as a pair, only $220, right here at Feline Rescue. No, sorry, we can’t be ordered through our web site – but we’re not $500,000, either.”

PS: We currently reside at THE ADOPTION CENTER (not in foster care). If you can't stop in but would like to know more about us, please call 651-642-5900, ext.3. Thanks!

For more information about Feline Rescue, Inc. and a complete listing of our available cats, go to the Feline Rescue website. If you'd like to hear more Feline Rescue stories and see more pictures of our cats, check out the Feline Rescue Blog!