“My, my, hello there! Are you visiting me? I am Jacqueline. I am fluffy, very fluffy, and I like myself this way. I agree with Lady Gaga, ‘Just put your paws up 'Cause you were born this way, baby…’ It’s true – I was born fluffy, and I’m still fluffy, and I intend to stay fluffy. Folks say I’m about 8 months old and that those pouncy bouncy white and tabby guys are my brothers. So they say. Could be, don’t know – just know I was born this way, and I like Me. Yes, I do.”
“I am many soft colors of immensely soft fluff; even I can’t name all my colors. ‘Dilute tortoiseshell’ is what my case notes say. I say I am a rainbow lady, yes, a lady, and, yes, I was born this way. I am all the shades of a warm winter and of awakening spring. I am all the shades of love. If you pet me, I will purr as a lady purrs. No rumbling, no motorcycle noises, just the genteel well-measured purr of a lady who likes herself.”
“I am Jacqueline, not Jackie. I am distinguished and distinguishing. I may sit in your lap or behind your head or across the room, but I will always be proud to be me. Proud, too, of my warm heart and gentle soul which I intend to share with my people, my person. I do not know yet who you are, but I will know you when I see you. And you will know Me. And I will put my paws up, and say ‘I am fluffy, fluffy, fluffy and I was born this way!”
“Are you feeling a yen for someone fluffy and, to be honest, quite beautiful in your life? Perhaps your yen is about me – Jacqueline, the rainbow lady with the well-measured purr. If that’s how it is, please bring your $120 to Feline Rescue so we can put our lives together and come up with our plan. Yes, I think so!”
If you'd like to know more about me, just stop in at the Adoption Center to meet me or leave a message for my secretary at 651-642-5900 ext. 3. She'll call you back.
