“Arrk! Yeoww! Mrrow! Rrrbble….Whatever cat sound you think you hear, you do! And it’s mine! I am Niblet, and I make sounds no cat – or any other being – except, perhaps, a wallaby – has ever made before! Rrrbble….blleeppp…”

“ Ahee! I am tabby and white, white and tabby, probably less than a year old. I am sleek, fast, and smart. I control all that is – and some things that aren’t. Oh, it is good to be a cat, and I am so pleased to be one! Ahee! I see other cats passing by, lots of them. Oooh, I stick my sleek legs out to trip them, catch them, laugh at them. I am Niblet, and it is good to be Niblet!”

“I climb the wall and hang by my toes. My tail hangs down. I swing my tail. Hee, I am one of those horrid 1970s Cat Clocks. My tail swings back and forth, forth and back, tick, tock, tick, tock….Hee! Yes, I talk a lot. I have a lot to say. I love people. To be honest, though, I love me more. What could be more lovable than me? Smart, sassy, and so creative. Me! Niblet! A fascinating guy, to be sure.”

“Rrrbble? Rrrbble! I chortle in my munchies. I’m a one-man show, and I’m good – might win a Tony, so they say. Wait a minute! What’s that? I see people. They are doing things. Moving cat food? Yes! Moving cat food! I must go tell them how to do it. Cat food is important stuff! Don’t lose any of it, people!”

“Hooray for Niblet! Hooray for me! I’m cute, sleek, fast, smart, and I love being a Cat. So happy I’m not a wallaby. So happy to eat munchies! Play with me – bring me toys. Dance with me. Yeoww! Rrrbble! How about adopting me? I banish boredom and rainy days. I am Niblet. I am wonderful. $120! A sassy guy. A bargain!”