“One word – just one word – Cute! Cute! Cute! That’s it – us – Suzuki and Yamaha – cuteness personified, cuteness defined! And, oh, my, wait until you see us play!”

“We are sister – Suzuki – and brother – Yamaha, and we’re about six months old. Not only are we Cute, but we are also Fluffy. We do not know how to stop playing, except to eat and take quick naps. Then it’s back to the tunnels – in the tunnel, through the tunnel, pop out of the tunnel, pop back in. Sooee! Sooee! Hee! Hee! Hee! We love people. Come sit with us, we’ll sit with you, at least briefly. Then we’ll have to start showing off again!”

“Zowee! Here’s our big secret – we are not motorcycles. Rumor has it that we had one when we arrived here. Rumor has it that Louie sold it to a big burly human when we weren’t looking. It’s OK, Louie, we aren’t motorcycles, we’re Cats. Cute Cats. Cute Fluffy Cats! Zowee!

“Mowee! Here’s our other big secret: we’re not Japanese – that we know of. We think we may have some Siamese in our family tree, but Siam is now Thailand – and that’s not Japanese. So we’re not Japanese, and we’re not motorcycles, but – our names are Suzuki and Yamaha, and we are looking for people with whom we can play, people who will laugh and giggle with us, people who will provide us with crinkle-crackle tunnels in which to bounce and pop and roll and, occasionally, chortle.”

“We’re loving and kind and full of fun. We’re Cute! Cute! Cute! Two more words: Adopt Us. We’ve got to get back to playing – can’t let ourselves get out of practice – but – Adopt Us! $230 for Perfect Cuteness – us – Yamaha and Suzuki.”