“Hi, I’m very pleased to meet you. I do hope you are pleased to meet me. I am Sara, a young woman who, somehow, ended up alone and bewildered. I think I once followed some people, but they just walked off. I am still bewildered. But I have the strength of my Biblical namesake; I am Sara. I am brave – tiny but brave. I found me a song: ‘Oh, no, not I, I will survive, Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive, I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give, And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey.’

“I am Sara, and I am ready. I know how to love. I am looking for people to love, real people, my people. I might be looking for someone who is a bit indecisive – somehow who wants both a tabby cat and a Siamese cat and just can’t decide. I am here! I solve your problem! I am both! A tabby and a Siamese – a a blended cat woman with charm and stripes and many colors and true blue eyes. I am true, and I am real.”

“I purr. Pet me, and I purr. I am firm and determined when I purr. I mean it, not just purring casually, but seriously. I purr because you pet me. And I purr because I have munchies – a whole bowlful that I can crunch and munch whenever I wish. And I wish. I wish now. Please do not spill my munchies. I am a lady. I like things neat. Cat cozy but neat.”

“Sara, Sara, small and strong. Ready to love, ready to purr, ready to let you fall in love with me. I am a simple woman with a complex mind, a mind as complex as the patterns of my coat. What do I mean? Oh, I’m afraid you’ll need to be a Cat to understand that. Just love me and trust me. I am a true lady, your real connection. Please bring $120; let us find each other.”