“Awww…Did I hear you say ‘Awww…’ People say that a lot when they see me. I’m Tanner, aka Tan Man, and I’m not very old, but I am very cute. I look at people with pure cuteness, and they just say, ‘Awww…Tan Man…you are so cute…and you are so sweet!’ Must be true! I lean over and nuzzle your hands just to prove that it’s true. I am so sweet!”

“I’m a young lover boy, a tan and white lover boy. Not only am I a lover, I just love being a lover. I love people, especially people who love me back and who play with me. OK, I’m a player, but I don’t run around. When I was a tiny kitten, a kind human found me and my sisters, took us in, and raised us. We learned all about how to be cats and all about getting along well with humans and dogs. That’s how I came to be such a sweet, friendly guy.”

“I’m young and curious and quite bright-eyed, not bushy-tailed, though. Nice, well groomed short hair. As people go, I suppose I’m about a college freshman – still learning – but pretty darn capable when I need to be. I don’t throw keggers or sing bawdy songs on the front lawn. I much prefer to live indoors and just watch the action out your windows – you have action, I hope?”

“Oh, good, you’ve noticed that I’m a well-educated professional purrer. Yes! I purr with strength and power so that you’ll know it’s me – Tan Man – and you’ll pay me serious attention. ‘Awww….’ You said it again! I think you might like to adopt me! I’d like to be adopted! You know, if I’m just not quite all the ‘awww….’ you need, my sisters are still with our Feline Rescue foster family, and you could….well, yes, you could adopt two (or more?) sweet young things, and have instant and pure cuteness surrounding you forever. $120 takes me home with you; add another $110 and bring home your bonus sister. We all are so cute!”