It's OK - I'm not a rabbit. I'm a handsome young buff Cat - and I, for one, am proud to be a Cat. Cat is dignified and independent. Rabbit, not so much. I'd much rather hang out with people than with deer. I know - Bambi's cute - but her relatives have antlers. I prefer my companions antler-free. My people may certainly wear helmets with horns on football Sundays, of course. In fact, my people could also wear cheeseheads - but I won't promise not to chew them - or declare them to be cat pillows. Are you ready for some football?

Would you be my quarterback? I'm an excellent wide receiver - also a general retriever of fumbles. Actually, I'd rather just flop over on the field and persuade you to pet me. See how truly soft I am? Also clean - very clean - polish my toes and wash my ears several times a day. Human, you are good - no such thing as too much petting for not-a-rabbit Thumper. Oh, the tail? Yes, that's how I got my name. I do, sometimes, Thump my tail when I'm pleased and relaxed. I think I might have learned that little trick from a dog. It's OK - I love big people, small people, probably dogs - I can't remember for sure. Children are cute. Hey, I'm cute. Let's all play a little gentle football.

I think it's time to study you - looks like we might be getting serious about each other. I have a good feeling about us. I don't need a fancy place - just a home full of love - and cat food - and windows from which to watch birds now and then. I look at you; our eyes meet. Oh, yes, you're up for some tail-thumping and cat-petting and football, even, maybe, crackle ball. I see it in your eyes. $100 is a real bargain for a handsome young guy who is full of Cat Love. Just remember, no antlers, please.

PS: I currently reside at THE SHELTER (not in foster care). If you can't stop in but would like to know more about me, please call 651-642-5900, ext.3. Thanks!