“Yee – how! Yee-how! Ready for a party? Ready for a run? Let’s yee-how around, out and about, and party, party, party. I am Signor Paolo – to you English-speaking folks that would be Mr. Paul. I am – and I do say so myself – One Handsome Guy! I am a long, lean, strolling tabby machine with some well-groomed white fur – and the longest, finest tail anyone has ever seen. I fly onto the stage with that fine tail held high. You will say, ‘Oh, my, what a heartthrobbing Italian gentleman he is!’ I Am!”

“Pow-Low – that is what I call myself – Pow-Low. Pow-Low is a Power Cat. I have Power. I ooze Power. I am smart – what you would likely call an Alpha Male. I take charge. I make decisions. I am ready to run the world, and I would like it so much if you would adopt me and help me build my platform! I’m only a year or two old, but I am ready to take over. And, I am sooo Handsome!”

“I do not make decisions lightly. Oh, no. I collect data and other information. I sniff everything that carries information, store it in the hard drive that is my Great Cat Brain. Then I sort the data and begin to see the system that flows in my space. If you want to know anything about that bathroom back there, just ask me. There is no square inch of it that I did not sniff. I know everything, everyone who has ever been there!”

“I am Signor Paolo, the Italian heartthrob with a perfect pink nose – and foot pads of many colors – speckled like a bird egg. Ah, Bird! Do I see one out the window? Am I imagining you in my dish? I could, you know….”

“I am also a really nice guy. You may pet me, and I may purr. I don’t talk a lot, but when I talk, I am loud. And I like myself that way. Love me! I’m a Latin Lover. Love me, I am Signor, I am Pow-Low. See my fine tail held high. Come in with $120 and take me to your stage – One Handsome Guy!”