“Hi! Know what’s missing in your life? I do! You’re looking for black-and-white catness. I, Madeline, am a complete supply of such – black-and-white. I’m perky, sassy, a rumble-tumble armful of joy and mischief. And I am missing in your life! How sad! Not for long – because you’re going to adopt me! Take me home! Give me a cuddle or two, and watch me rumble.”

“I’m not sure how I came to Feline Rescue, but I certainly know I’m here. I’m having fun, too, if only I had my people. I love all the toys here. I especially love the tunnels. In I go, out I come!  What’s even more fun is chasing Opie Taylor into the tunnel. Whoop – in he goes, out he comes! I pounce – dang, he’s fast!”

“I came here with the black-and-white guy. He says his name is Monte. Sometimes, I like him. Sometimes, I don’t. Could be my brother, my father, my cousin – or just another black-and-white cat. It seems we got together a couple of years ago, starred in some old black-and-white western movies together. He was the taciturn cowpoke sheriff; I was the madam with the heart of gold. We used to perch on top of tombstones in Tombstone!”

“I might like to be adopted to my forever home with goodole Monte – maybe. But he’s got to learn to do tunnels. His strong, silent type is not my best type! Somewhere along the line, somebody grabbed both of us and clipped our ears. Guess they thought we were feral – we’re not! Not by a long shot! I’m an amusing sweetheart. He adds some dignity to the team.”

“How about you come to Feline Rescue? If you’re looking for rumble-tumble mischief, bring $120 and ask for Madeline. If you’re looking for a decorative, comfortable matched pair – one who loves tunnels and one who thinks, ask for Madeline and Monte – and bring $230. I am ready. We are ready!”