“Hello! I am Sophia Grace, for a wise woman with grace and charm. I think I’m about 2 years old, and I’m a well-designed grey tabby, with a white bib – and, best of all, white polydactyl feet. I’m friendly, civilized, and lovely. Also loving. I had a person who loved me, but she had to go to assisted living. The assisted living place said, ‘No Cat!’ Imagine that. I was an excellent assistant, with extra toes and everything, but they just said, ‘No Cat!’ So I’m here to find me a new person – at least one – who will love me and appreciate my talents and my feet.”

“I’m a pretty girl, a very pretty girl – I looked at my reflection in the window and thought, ‘Wow, is that me! Wow!’ I saw lovely green eyes and white eyeliner on the edges of my ears. One needs extra toes to get the eyeliner on straight. The extra toes also mean that I will surely be among the capable cats who will take over the world and straighten things out after the zombie apocalypse. Did you know there are no zombie cats? We are not among the undead.”

“We are among the loving creatures of the Earth. I like to nuzzle people, roll over and flirt with you upside down. I like people who pet me; sometimes, I even enjoy belly rubs. Gentle belly rubs, but I’m civilized, and it feels good. I like toys. I play gently, but I play. I’d like to play with you. Would you be my new, forever human? We could play. I would purr.”

“Oh, my, I am somewhat overwhelmed by all the action around here. Everywhere I look – more cats! They look friendly. Oh, dear, I hope they’re friendly. I was used to living quietly with my person. I had no idea there were so many cats in the world. But none of them are zombies. There was a young black guy here who had more toes than I. But he hustled up some humans, got adopted, and left.”

“Now it’s my turn. Come sit with me, pet me, admire my lovely face, and remember that Sophia is wisdom, and Grace is grace. Amazing Grace – bring $120 and bring wisdom and grace – Sophia Grace – into your life!”