“Hi! I’m young and sweet and nice and smart. I’m also the color of ripe mango. Could be apricot or peach or orange or naranjo, but I’m Mango – and I am the cat of your dreams. I’m less than a year old, and I came all the way down from Red Lake Rosie’s to find the people of my dreams. I’m talking to you to see if you might be them. Do you just love young orange guys? Do you serve them delicious, nutritious food? Do you provide them with cardboard boxes and paper bags for entertainment?”

“I’m a special fellow. I have natural leadership qualities – didn’t go to leader school – just born with them. I’m smart. I know many things – and can figure out most things that I don’t know. I am a genuine cat. The name is Mango. I’m not wild – could be – but I’m not. I’m quite serious about taking charge, making decisions, and discussing ideas. I am Mango.”

“Pet me – find out that I have very pettable fur. Feels good on your fingers, doesn’t it? Loaded with texture! Scratch my neck and shoulders! Feels good to me – and to you, right? I am truly a special fellow. I could grow up to be a lap cat – also a perch in the window and mesmerize the world cat.”

“Mango would like to be in your world, your life, your home. Someone told me that I look like Waffles’ young cousin. That Waffles has a person named GloGirly. That it is good to look like Waffles – but not to go around hiding behind closed doors like he does. OK, I promise I won’t. I promise I’ll be your good, forever, special, and very smart cat guy. All you have to do is put $120 in the deal. Simple. Mango. A great guy cat.”