“We are sisters, proud and furry sisters. We have both been mom cats – teenage mom cats – and we admit, no we weren’t married. Not to the guys and not to each other. But our babies found their homes, and we are ready to start our next lives and sing! We think we’re about a year, maybe two, old, and we know that we are fine and excellent cats!”

“I am Meowly Cyrus, a gorgeous and elegant tabby – very tiny stripes, very pointed ears. I like to be petted, and I am the leader of our band of two. I was a fine mother – everyone says so. If you’re wondering, I do not twerk! I can assure that my sister doesn’t, either. We are civilized and well-bred! We do like toys, and we’ve been known to dance – but we don’t twerk!”

“My sister is Cora Lee, but she lets me do most of the talking in our team. I’m told that, in human-speak, she's a ‘dilute tortie’. I say she is a Cat and that there is nothing diluted about her. You may notice that she has a bit of a southern drawl. Yankee folks say ‘Cora Lee’; I say ‘Corr-ley’ – not Carly, not running for President – just sitting on this blanket being pretty. She's good at that – being pretty, I mean.”

“We are seeking some good people to join our team. We offer excellent benefits – purring and soft furriness and occasional lap sitting. We hope you meet our job description: Loves cats, adores cats, knows where to find the best cat food, has windows for bird watching, changes litter boxes regularly. It’s not hard work, but it pays so well.”

“Please visit us at Feline Rescue. We’re good to see, lovely to pet, and just all-round fine cat women. Do come visit us with $230 in your pocket, so you can take us both home. We’re ready for our next lives! Meowly Cyrus and Corr-ley!”