Hi! If you are looking for a soft, smooth guy, no more than 3 years old, you have come to the right place. You have found me! Cadillac! A fine fellow, softly orange with some white trim. I believe in naps and people. Yes, despite a dangerous life, I still believe in people. People who think gentle orange fellows are great – because I am!”

“I picked up the FIV when I was out there living dangerously. Certainly could have been worse. What if I’d been eaten by a great big fox? Or tossed in a dumpster? I’m not ill, and I don’t expect to be. What I shouldn’t do is run around outside where bacteria, viruses, and fungi might afflect me. But I don’t want to be outside again, anyway, and you, ‘cause you love me, don’t want me out there, either.”

“Cadillac is cuddly and warm and good for people feet and laps in January. February, too. I am Cadillac because I am soft and smooth like the ride of Uncle Harry’s 1980s Cadillac. Kind of like piloting a mattress, don’t you know? I’m not flashy or pretentious, just smooth, soft, and looking for someone to keep warm.”

“Notice, if you will, that I blend nicely into my bed. I just snuggle right down in it and take my naps. I like my furry roommates, and I like my bed. What I wouldn’t like would be a bed that clashes with my fur. Remember, I’m a soft, smooth orange guy – so no fuchsia or red beds, please. Cadillac wants to be decorative – and loved. Are you ready?”

“Please stop in at Feline Rescue and ask for Cadlllac, smooth, soft, and orange. Waiting for you. Asking $120 to cover my room and board. Be my people!”