Hey there! I’m just a sweet, talkative orange guy with an ordinary cat name – Tiger. Nothing fancy – slightly more distinctive than Garfield but not much. Just Tiger. Sorry, no, I’m not much of a golfer. I’ve got a lot to say, and I intend to keep saying it – whether it makes any sense or not – because I’d like your attention. Yes, I would. Am I running for office? Maybe. What offices do you have for me to run for? Mayor? I could do that. Senator? Sure. Will the Association of Laboratory Rat Producers bring me free samples? Sounds promising.
I once had a campaign staff. I was doing well in the polls, too. But the staff took to sneezing – seems they were allergic to me. That’s unfair. Just plain unfair. I’m hoping to hire new staff very soon – you look promising – lest I lose the election for lack of press. Are you interested? Let me study you a bit, look over your resume. You’re not going to sneeze, are you? Very good. I think we’re going to do well together. So, could you set me up a campaign stop at the Gourmet Cat Food Manufacturers Alliance?
OK, I’ll stop talking long enough to appreciate all the attention you’re offering me. Listen to this – I can purr. Louder? Sure. Allow me to practice my handshakes with you. Takes strong, durable paws to run for office. I have strong durable paws. Also gentle eyes – and very good whiskers. Don’t hear that a lot, do you? Good whiskers. How about a mere $100? Take your very own leading candidate – me – Tiger – home with you for happily ever after. Let’s get going!
PS: I currently reside at THE SHELTER (not in foster care). If you can't stop in but would like to know more about me, please call 651-642-5900, ext.3. Thanks!
More about Tiger
Good with Cats, Good with Kids
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